Thank The Fuck Christ

I'm on vacation today! This is great. I already cleaned up the living room, shaved, and tied up some newspapers. Then I had pea soup. Later, I might bring some stuff over to the Salvation Army. But right now I am watching daytime T.V. shows about poor people.

Here's the thing about poor people: They don't know how to use birth control. Maybe you didn't know that. So imagine, if you can, that you're poor -- like embarrassing accent, mustache, way too much make-up poor. Now try to think of the one fucking thing that would make your shitty life worse, and then multiply it by like six. That thing is a kid. Now you have six fucking kids. Christ damn it. Judge Hatchett had this bundle of white trash on -- the husband was a physically abusive prick who'd been on and off welfare for the past decade, the wife was this big fat blubbery mess who couldn't stop having affairs with other white trash. See, the reason abortion has to be legal is so that poor people have the option of having abortions, because rich people will always have that option, regardless of the law. You just have to fucking use that option, guys! You will be much, much happier. But I guess that would offend God, who has already done so much for you. Bleed a holy bowl of milk. Jesus shit.

All the snow is melting now.

I saw Bad Santa on Saturday, even though I was still real sick. That movie is a delight. I feel like I should have some kind of critical reaction to it, but it's very difficult. I guess the thing I'd say about it is that it's very much the kind of thing you'd think was super funny in high school, but it's way smarter than anything you could have written when you were in high school. And it's still super funny. I only wish Hermione hadn't died. Flipendo!

Paris Hilton is so fucking ugly, I can't believe it. What a stupid, mean little face she has.

I finally got the socket-level communication for OpenRPG working with zlib. That was really a fucking nightmare. Now I'm trying to work out the details of the database back-end. libdbi should help with that.

But it won't do anything to help with Ryan Seacrest's new daytime talk show. Man, that looks awful.

Okay, one more thing. Here is a tip for people writing to or calling technical support: Please do not say that your problem is "urgent" or explain that you can't "go forward" on your new "project" until the problem is solved. I saw some people doing it on the libdbi mailing lists, and let me tell you, that is absolutely the wrongest way possible to go about asking for help with Free Software. It's also a pretty stupid way to ask for help with proprietary software, too. In my shameful experience "technically supporting" the latter, I can assure you that it does not in any way speed us up in getting back to you. The only thing that speeds things up is being crystal clear about what the problem is so we can figure out what the fuck you're talking about.

I think that I shall never see a web-comic with a disparity between quality of art and quality of writing as great as the one in this one. Woof!