Fraidy Cat

Let's talk about the news. The news is what's popular when you're writing a blog, right? This is what I saw on CNN today:

"Under the circumstances, it is difficult to envisage the United Nations operating with a large number of international staff inside Iraq in the near future unless there is an unexpected and significant improvement in the overall security situation," Annan said in a report released Wednesday.

"The security environment is unlikely to improve in the short to medium term and could deteriorate even further," he wrote.

You're darn tootin', Mr. Secretary General! What a clusterfuck of a situation this is. Iraq is so fucking fucked, and no one knows what the fuck to do about it. I can't even believe it. Someone is going to learn a very shitty lesson, and I would be filled with glee about that, except that it looks like only people that are going to get learned are economically disadvantaged Midwestern Christians who agreed to kill brown people so that they'd be able to go to college and major in Media Studies when they got back home. And that's a shame, pretty much. The whole thing is a shame. Media Studies degrees should pay for themselves. I mean that in almost the least sarcastic way possible.

Get Your War On is new, as of last night, maybe.

So here's another thing that's pissing me off: There was this piece on Ed Koch in the Metro section today, and they mention how he was criticizing Madeleine Albright for talking shit about our foreign policy while promoting a book overseas. Let's get a few things straight: The U.S. is not like some kind of magical secret that will disappear if everybody stop believing in it. Everybody already knows that our foreign policy is full of shit, and saying so is not going to be a revelation to anybody. In fact, if I were to go abroad, I would not fucking shut up about how stupid I think this administration is, just so people would know that I wasn't a fucking idiot.

The database initialization routines for OpenRPG are pretty much done. Apparently I only need one table for administrative purposes -- 'Users'. I'm wracking my brains trying to think of what else I might need to store.