And Now, Andy Rooney

A shot in the arm from my friend Billy, whom you all may know better as "Razor" or whatever it is you're always calling him:

It gets me really upset to see a lot of you fucking people saying that Cheney performed in any way well in that debate. What. Did. You. Watch? Are you insane? Edwards was a truth-telling (or relatively truth-telling) machine. Cheney had nothing to say. Did you just hear me? Nothing.

He had no answers. He mumbled. He looked like an evil villain. He muttered statistics that shouldn't have confused ANYBODY in their transparent bullshityness, but they did. He confused Amherst college kids. You fucking retards. Why are you buying into this even-handedness that the press is imposing on us? There is absolutely no time for that. Edwards squashed Cheney like a fucking bug, and all of America saw it, and in a few days, if all goes well, the real polls will come out (just like they did after the last Kerry/Bush debate) and they will show that 90% of fucking America concedes an all out victory for John Fucking Edwards. You fucking nitwits.

How the fuck can democrats think they have a chance of standing up to these bullies, these ogres, when all they do is give PUSSY FAGGOT ANSWERS AND EVEN-HANDED ANALYSES THAT AREN'T EVEN ACCURATE?! Why don't you fucking people out there who think that they fucking "split" or that Cheney had the "upper hand" watch the fucking debate again simply with an eye to who is more persuasive? With an eye to who is more correct?!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE? You're as bad as the fucking liberal, pussy, bitch-ass media, who are also rolling over backwards to suck Bush's cock while Cheney fucks them up the ass. You guys suck.