Don't Want To Meet Your Momma

I just want to make you comma? What? Okay, who would have thought that most rational point about Titty Masada would have been made by Dave Matthews? From the NYTimes' Grammy coverage:

Commenting on the incident backstage, Dave Matthews, who won for best rock vocal performance, said deadpan that "the interesting thing" about the uproar was that there have been breasts "since before there was entertainment."

I mean, maybe a lot of you did. I guess he's a good person? What?! I don't know!!! And I completely agree with P. Diddy...

...who performed at the Super Bowl halftime show, [and] said: "I have three sons. I don't mind. I'm very happy for them that they were able to see one of Janet Jackson's breasts in their lifetime. I don't think they'll be scarred for life."

How cool was the OutKast performance at the end of the show? How bad did you want to see Jack Black jump on stage and chime in on the "You know what to do" part? Too bad, faggots. Tom and Devlin thought it was funny when I pointed out that Andre's squaws were "not wearing proper underpants." We salute you, Space Teepee! I borrowed Max Payne 2: Max Payne Dies At The End from Devin.

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